Downtown Train

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A parody of a song by Tom Waits.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 05/07/2016  Released: 05/08/2016  First aired: 05/09/2016

Lyrics

Looks like lines orange red and blue
Will be closed for a long time to come
It’s mired in disrepair and gloom
It’s time for service interruptus
Those metro trains are down
Friendship Heights’s station’s closed
Looks like a nice spot to gather for a marshmallow roast

He says it’s the nation's best line of rail
Not that he’s ridden one since 1985
It’s what kids call an epic fail
Somehow riders make it out alive

How long’s it been unsafe?
Does it have a sound tax- base?
What does Mark Fisher say? What does Mark Fisher say?

You won’t see him too soon
On a metro train
Every track, every tunnel is in flames!
On a metro train

After Tom Waits's "Downtown Train"

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  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Marshmallow roast. Great.
    2980 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This one is filled with great lines and service interruptus is right up there, along with marshmallow roast, every tunnel is in flames. Top notch! Also, another reminder for me that Rod Stewart didn't write a lot of his material.
    2980 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Best train wreck song since "Blood on the Coal" by the Folksmen. Plus Mark Fisher AND Tom Waits. With all this obscurity it was bound to air!
    2981 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Very well done. Service interruptus is great.
    2981 days ago.