Lyrics

Here I am, remaking my own jingle. Sad! Fake tunes.

Where’s the aging bistro
That’s a future podcast studio
Chads!
You're damn right

Where is the bar
Owned by DC’s aging D list stars?
Chads!
Well I guess so

Trivia on Monday nights
Tuesday’s segment lookin’ tight
Chads!
Liz has got this

They say that Chads was bought by a bald orange
Shut your mouth
But I’m talking ‘bout Chads
Then we can dig it

It’s not a complicated menu
But Gary can’t abide a vegan option
(Straight Pot Roast)

After "The Theme From Shaft" - again....