Lyrics

For everything – scorn, scorn, scorn
All for no reason - scorn, scorn, scorn
And he saves his worst insults just for Kevin

Afraid to ride boats, afraid to take planes
Afraid to park, afraid to stay late

Afraid to meet with raccoons
Afraid of inconvenient weather

For everybody - scorn, scorn, scorn
Nothing can please him – scorn, scorn, scorn
So this show surely stinks up to high heaven

Parody of The Byrds, "Turn! Turn! Turn!"