Lyrics

After many months of reflection
Talking to ourselves for the year
We just want to say
Although we might move away
We’re still a fan of Her Majesty

Crown! You know it’s uneasy
It might look fun on TV.
But there’s no escaping
The Royal Pain of family

Hoping to audition for a different gig
Seeking independence financially
Last week my Dad said
“Hey kid, it’s too bad”
This marriage business always takes its toll, STINKS

Looking for a place in Toronto
Wilbon says the Midwest is nice
The podcasters say
We bet you move to LA
That’s worked out pretty well for Kawhi

Crown! You know it’s uneasy
It might look fun on TV.
But there’s no escaping
The Royal Pain of family

I'm not sure I agree with their take on this story, but the song fits.