Lyrics

One percent’s the greatest experience I’ve ever had
Two percent is not as fun
So if it’s all the same to you I’ll stick to number one

Yes is the only acknowledgment you should report
No is the answer that gets you stabbed with cocktail forks

Cause one is the only percent that will ever do
Under my plush cashmere bathrobe, a Four Seasons tattoo

At Rose’s Luxury I will not wait in line
I’ll take UberBlack in Cadillacs to my G5

One is the only percent
One is the only percent
One is the only percent that will ever do

After our dear friend Nancy's favorite!