Lyrics

I figured this story HAD to get a few jingles (joe's is great!), so I figured what better song to encapsulate Tony's frustration over his hoarding that his least favorite Beatles song (I actually like it). And I feel every jingle from here on out has to throw in SOMETHING about Papelbon choking Harper ;-).

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Tony, miserly
These are words that describe you to a “T”
Mr. Tony

Tony, how free
Living high above us little plebes
You’re not in Queens

“I want it, I need it, I’ll save it!”
Is all you want to say.
And strangers are to blame
And you’re sure to need your daughters shoes
From 1988.

Tony, hoard-y
So THAT’S why you eat ice cream by the sink
It’s sad to see.

Tony, if you please
At least you didn’t choke the MVP
Mr. Tony…