House Of The Hoarding Son

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A parody of a song by The Animals.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 01/13/2016  Released: 01/13/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

There is a house in Washington
where the desk drawers overflow
with old stuff, old batteries and old envelopes
like on that "Hoarders" Show

My mother's old bone china
old paintings up against the walls
My house is filled with stacks of junk
that I don't need at all

Phone books and insurance policies
from back in 1991
There's cups and saucers and sneakers and boots
that don't belong to anyone

Now would someone, please get over here
and haul this junk away
And the only thing I need to know
is how much I've got to pay

Lyrics/Vocals
Joe Aro

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  • 11sjw in Perth, Western Australia
    Awesome
    3091 days ago.
  • Pam Adams in Arvada,Co
    Fabulous as usual.
    3095 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Great as always Joe.
    3096 days ago.
  • oscar in Margate, FL
    As always, great job. No matter how many jingles I hear and think it can't be topped, it seems like the next day I am proven wrong. This goes in my top ten.
    3096 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Nailed it, Joe! I did hear this segment and knew we'd get so many good jingles out of it. What an epic rant by Tony and the jingles are no different.
    3097 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Puppet on a String is on the all-time gag inducing tunes list. So it could be perfect.
    3097 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Anita - I was sure you'd suggest Metallica's "Master Of Puppets" for this :)
    3097 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Jason - Puppet on a String and I'm Your Puppet should be in your wheelhouse.
    3097 days ago.
  • Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
    There's probably not a more humanizing old guy radio section than the one we witnessed yesterday. And now it will live on forever in song. Bravo!
    3097 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Doesn't Mr. Tony know painting are non-migratory?
    3097 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I have started taking notes on "painting farms" and "old insurance policy nests" - Long live the junk jingles!
    3097 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    btw, i failed to mention what a great song choice and title this is. i forgot about the bone china which is probably why i didn't pick it up. i kept focusing on michael.
    3097 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    the problem with the puppet sex jingle, and why it's not going anywhere, is mostly because everything i come up with is just derivative of brad's barry white song. and i don't understand why he thought if you take a painting off the wall and leaned it up against something that it would somehow end up somewhere else. why would he think that? i might have to write another jingle about this.
    3097 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    This sounds amazing... and very funny. The current biggest jingle topic for 2016 may have just tilted from "The Greatest DC Sports Moment" to "Junk in Tony's House." Anita - because nothing has been posted (yet) don't think that there isn't at least one email chain out there this week about jingles involving Ann's puppet love. :)
    3097 days ago.
  • Byron in Philadelphia, PA
    Hahahaha - gold!
    3097 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Brad - speaking of ripe for jingling I can't believe no one picked up on TK's hatred for puppets on Friday's movie review with Ann in hour 1.
    3097 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    I must get caught up on the podcast. Still on Tuesday's show. Great pipes on this Joe.
    3097 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    As I listened to this segment I thought, "The quintessential version of 'Here's what I have in my pocket'." Ripe for jingling - nailed it, Joe!!
    3097 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Beautiful summation. Great vocal.
    3097 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i'm so glad someone else did this idea too. i was crying listening old guy today. i LOVE the line about the stuff not belonging to anyone. that is EXACTLY what this is like.
    3097 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    If it weren't for the 3 "Mervis read" instrumentals in here this would be perfect for the show. I still think it has a good shot, though
    3097 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    So, so good. Love it.
    3097 days ago.