Lyrics

Thanks to Mr. Lip for sharing Bing with me. And thanks to Brad and John for their input, especially the advice to change the first line :)

Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a golf Christmas
Play me a Pro-V or Bridgestone.
Watch the palm trees swaying
In Boca where I'll be playing.
Scope out the place I'll soon call home.

I'm leaving DC this Christmas.
Heading down South with the snow birdies.
There'll be no dopes on Cross-country skis,
So give me those assisted living keys!

*A parody of Bing Crosby's "White Christmas"