Hello, Tony (ft. Kjerstin Ohnstad)

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A parody of a song by Adele.
A Collaboration by huntingthesnark in Cypress, TX & Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 11/19/2015  Released: 11/19/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Hello, Tony
I keep missing you and just getting your voice mailbox machine
I've forgotten, you're so old
They have tried to teach you different but you don't do what you're told

Hello, Mr. Tony
I call your cell you don't answer cuz you say you don't carry
If you were younger, you might see
That your phone stays in your pocket, not in your car seat
That's the difference between free Subway and lunch with me

Cuz your cell phone is outside
In the front seat of your ride
I should have known better than to call your car phone
I guess I'd be better trying to reach you at home

Your phone is still outside
So I guess you're still at PTI
And I don't mean to bother, I don't mean to complain
But when you get this tell Michael, I think it's gonna rain
Later on

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  • Kj in Red Wing, MN
    Thanks, Kristen! That's about the nicest comment anyone can hope for. I like that idea...you could start a new Gretchen Wu-hijacking-of-the-show-type situation. "Dear Mr. Tony, play this one." Repeat every day until they do. On second thought, that could be the end of the jingles. But, thanks so much!
    3238 days ago.
  • Kristen
    My new years resolution is to get this song aired! Mr. Tony has to hear this!
    3240 days ago.
  • Kristen in Sioux Falls, SD
    Absolutely wonderful KJ! Just fabulous to listen to. Another favorite! Thank you so much!
    3260 days ago.
  • Huntingthesnark
    Thanks, guys! KJ is the one who came up with the Sorkin angle, so she's the smart one. I just wrote a jingle about Tony's cell phone.
    3260 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    could be back luck too. if you look at the songs played on a lot of those days there were targeted jingles: joe's thanksgiving song, KJs birthday song, a redskins song on Liz day, plus Satch was off twice golfing, there was thanksgiving weekend...i think this absolutely needs to be resubmitted.
    3260 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Hmm, maybe Nigel didn't realize this is in the voice of Sorkin singing to TK. That's the only explanation I can think of!
    3260 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Nigel asleep at the switch
    3260 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    How has this not aired!??!!
    3260 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    once again, KJ crushes an Adele tune. very clever angle, snark.
    3260 days ago.
  • Kristen in Sioux Falls, SD
    Unbelievable! A new KJ favorite to add to the others. Thanks KJ!
    3268 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Your voice is perfect for this. CHILLS!!!!
    3269 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    So nice.
    3269 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    How did I miss this one? So terrific! And it's, like, a new song. Not like everybody sings, like old - it's new! And it deserves respect! Brava!
    3269 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Great angle, great vocal... very cool!
    3272 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I do believe it's Aaron singing this one:)
    3273 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Just perfect. And one of these days he's going to miss Sorkin's call
    3273 days ago.