Lyrics

They came here to roast James C
some comedians and Tony
We all thought Tony would be funny but then he bombed
‘cause he just brought a clip
and that’s about it. Oh no!
Well, he got a brief laugh
and then he froze

So somebody call Jeff Ross
Or that insult comic dog
Call for an usher or the guy downstairs who parks cars
Tony ruined the show
so please send him home
Man, this is worst roast
and it’s not even close

Maybe Tony was drunk
that would explain how badly he stunk…

A parody of the Beach Boys, “Sloop John B"