Lyrics

[So great to be writing for KJ again!!]

I'm quite the screamer, and throw coffee creamer
Everybody just gets in my way, but I'm an only child
Don't they know that I want it right now!!
I can't complain - but that never stops me -
There's a lotta Littles sending me free food, a wide array of snacks
That I scarf down by the sink with wine.

Just let me be in Rehoboth
I get to grill there with my guys
All I have to worry about are chip shots
I get free parking all the time

I'd even drive back 'cross the bay bridge
'Cept I've got these 14 jobs
Plying the Death Star radio airwaves
Yackin it up with Wilbon

After Joni Mitchell's "Free Man in Paris"