Lyrics

Snack Chips - The Final Chapter - Part 1. Because every "trilogy" lately has to be split into at least 4 parts. Thanks to Hampton for the song idea and the line for the chorus that started this one - and thanks to Kj for reminding me that it was dust from Cheetos that can allegedly set people on fire. Also, apologies to Hampton and Kj for associating them with this nonsense. And look for Part 2 - The Multi-Grain Redemption - coming, well... at some point... allegedly.

Cheetos, both crunchy and puffed
I'd like to eat them in bags by the bunch
Maybe, it's not too late
And I can quit them before I immolate

What's that I smell burning?
My hand engulfed in flames!

Going off my diet
Going off my diet
Going to be on fire (allegedly)
Thanks to Frito Lay

I knew that these things were probably bad for me
But I never thought this is how I'd explode

Parody of a very loose acoustic interpretation of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne