Frito Lay - Part 1 (allegedly)

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A parody of a song by Ozzy Osbourne.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 07/14/2015  Released: 07/14/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Snack Chips - The Final Chapter - Part 1. Because every "trilogy" lately has to be split into at least 4 parts. Thanks to Hampton for the song idea and the line for the chorus that started this one - and thanks to Kj for reminding me that it was dust from Cheetos that can allegedly set people on fire. Also, apologies to Hampton and Kj for associating them with this nonsense. And look for Part 2 - The Multi-Grain Redemption - coming, well... at some point... allegedly.

Cheetos, both crunchy and puffed
I'd like to eat them in bags by the bunch
Maybe, it's not too late
And I can quit them before I immolate

What's that I smell burning?
My hand engulfed in flames!

Going off my diet
Going off my diet
Going to be on fire (allegedly)
Thanks to Frito Lay

I knew that these things were probably bad for me
But I never thought this is how I'd explode

Parody of a very loose acoustic interpretation of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Yep, a pro. It's outstanding, of course! The funniest thing for me about this is this: While I was driving Mandy read me Hampton's comment about expecting Crazy Train on his desk by Wednesday. My response to her was, "he will too." And you did. Crazy and awesome all at the same time.
    3279 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    I'm a little out of it too. walking around the office singing "that's IT, I'm boiling eggs!" every day it's a different jingle. I rarely sing actual songs anymore. this is probably my life until TK dies or gets sick of these things.
    3280 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I actually thought it was Wednesday until just now...
    3280 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    again, commenting before listening. you ARE a pro. every part of this is just right. immolate. just...yes.
    3280 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Pro. Total pro. Done as assigned, and a day early; you sir, win a trophy.
    3281 days ago.

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All of Jason Fuse's Jingles Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
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