Washington Post (Whipping Post)

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A parody of a song by The Allman Brothers.
A Collaboration by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles & Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
Recorded: 04/11/2016  Released: 04/11/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Anita came up with the song/title idea (the best part of the whole thing), then we collaborated on the lyrics to get this ridiculousness. A song of spite and anger.

I wrote words good
I wasn't sure if you knew
But I gave up writing
All because of this one weasel Raju
I'll never hold a Pulitzer
But always a grudge
Though TV and radio have made me rich
His fat face I still want to punch

My hate is real, for that schlemiel...
Cause I was
Fired from the Washington Post,
Fired by that worthless dope,
Fired from the Washington Post
And now I hope that he dies soon.

I got fired
In a despicable way
It feels odd and it feels bad
But doesn’t feel sad, just wrong
No amount of wine
Will ever be enough
But no self-pity here, I’m an anger guy
And I hate his guts

My hate is real, for that schlemiel...
Cause I was
Fired from the Washington Post,
Fired by that ...........
Fired from the Washington Post
And now I hope that he dies soon.

Parody of "Whipping Post" by The Allman Brothers

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This is so great you two. I love the "I'll never hold a Pulitzer but always a grudge" line!
    2999 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    god I love that first line, and schlemiel, and the long bleep, and his fat face.
    3006 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Thanks! As much as I love this original song, this was one where it was easier and faster to just edit an existing track and sing over that.
    3008 days ago.
  • Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
    Sounds awesome, Jason! Did you record all the parts yourself?
    3008 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    No amount of wine will ever be enough . Classic.
    3009 days ago.