Cleveland's Traveling Runner-Up Show

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A parody of a song by Neil Diamond.
A Collaboration by Greg Smallwood in Waynesville, OH & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 06/13/2015  Released: 06/15/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

It's been fifty years
Since Jim Brown won a crown,
But LeBron's back in town, he's the king
Soon they'll be no more, the Mistake on the Lake
Oh just once for God's sake, win a ring
But just when we think
This team just don't stink
Oh the injuries, mount and then we sing

It's Love, Kevin Love, say
Kevin Love's messed up his shoulder is blown
Kyrie's broke knee and LeBron's scalp it bleeds
But yet everyone knows, that Cleveland has woes
Cause David Blatt blows

Hey the scrubs can play
and they help us to cling to the hope for some bling for King James
But they're out of gas, Delly needs to hydrate
And there's just nothing left on the bench
Even though both teams
Have a first year coach
Only one of them
Gives his team some hope cause

Love, Kevin Love, say
Kevin Love's messed up his shoulder is blown
Kyrie's broke knee and LeBron's scalp it bleeds
But yet everyone knows, that Cleveland has woes
Cause David Blatt blows

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  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    i really DO feel bad for Cleveland...but at least we got a good song out their misery! love the cling/bling/king line. beautiful stuff. when life gives you lemons...
    3430 days ago.
  • Greg Smallwood in Waynesville, OH
    Thanks. I'm from the other corner of the state (where basketball season ends with the NCAA Championship), but I would like to see Cleveland win because it's a great story and NE Ohio would lose its collective mind...
    3430 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Very well done... I'm still big time rooting for Cleveland to win. ;)
    3430 days ago.