Lyrics

Rockville Pike, there is a local bagel bakery
Selling sandwiches and rye bread to go
But they’re free if you have your own show
On the radio

On the corner is a Liberty gas station
Tony says they’re charging two-forty-one-nine
Information for the Littles’ lives
As they listen online… in Liechtenstein

Rockville Pike is 13 miles from PTI
It can’t be reached by Purple Line if Tony gets his way

And a steady stream of food travels up the Pike
Serving Mr. Tony’s culinary whims
Jetties, Graeter’s, Matchbox, and Morton’s
And they’re all for him
Not Scott Lynn

[Spoken: Hullo, this is Paul McCartney. For all three of my marriages, I bought the rock at Mervis Diamond Importers. Nobody pays retail anymore; why should you?]

Rockville Pike is noted for its parking lots
Where a Smart Car takes your spot
Don’t they know who you are?