Lyrics

To the tune of "Hold the Line" by Toto

It better not be near the golf course
It better not be near the tennis courts
It better not be near where the trivia group sits
It better not be near the new fire pits
It better not be anywhere near Columbia Country Club

Purple Line!
Don’t build it on Tony’s dime (whoa no no)
Purple Line!
Disturbing his golf game is a crime (yeah yeah yeah)

This message goes out to Larry Hogan
This message goes out to Ike Leggett
He’ll support any politician who derails this train
He’ll support any politician except Obenshain
His golf game is bad enough without a train going through

Purple Line!
Making him spit up red wine (yeah yeah yeah)
Purple Line!
Just not near the Club and it’s fine