Lyrics

(Spoken)
Is he really taking home that Weber grill?
Well there he is, let's ask him.
Tony, are you taking the display model?
Mmmhmm.
Gee, it must be hard to get that home.
Are you hauling it yourself?
Uh-uh
By the way, how'd you get Dan to do this stuff?

(Singing)
I walked into the Home Depot,
And the place was too big for me
You get the picture (yes we see)
That's when I called for
The leader of the store.

Kurt said my grill was filling up with rust (rust, rust)
The sirloins were getting an unsafe crust
(Whatcha mean they had an unsafe crust?)
Tetanus burgers are bad.
So this is the task I had
Somebody bring me the leader of the store.

Then Dan said to me "I will help you."
But start the grill he could not do.
(Whatcha mean when you say that start the grill he could not do?)
I stood there and asked him why.
The grill needed a gas line.
So I returned to (the leader of the store)