Lyrics

Why are there so many songs about Wilbon?
You'd think Bobby Ryan had died.
Wilbon makes statements
That defy proportion
And Wilbon is never surprised.

What's unamazing to Wilbon's spectating,
Seems improbable to me.
Someday we'll find it,
The Wilbon connection,
Chicago, Arizona, DC

Are you a chuckle-head,
or don't you hear voices
from people who know these things?
They say they always knew,
and Wilbon believed them,
Though he said different on tv.

I've heard it too many times to believe it,
Now nothing he says surprises me.
Someday we'll find it,
The Wilbon connection,
Chicago, Arizona, DC

Lyrics by Steven Maloney form White Bear Lake, MN and performed by Kermit the Frog from Carrboro, NC