Lyrics

Who can coach the Wizards, Watch them quit on D
Never seems to get much of a healthy Bradley Beal
The Randy Man
The Randy Man Can't
The Randy Man Can't 'cause when they go on the road they can't beat anyone good

Can't make Porter better
Loves long two-point shots
Writers like to slam him while they're slurping Barry Trotz
The Randy Man
The Randy Man Can't
The Randy Man Can't 'Cause Against the Hawks and Raptors, well, his team's no good

The Randy Man's not gonna lose his playoff spot
Because this is the Eastern Conference
But come on people, let's be honest His coaching doesn't please Leonsis

Who can start off red hot
Then see his team stall
Won't get too much further when you're built around John Wall
The Randy Man
The Randy Man Can't
The Randy Man Can't 'cause when they go on the road they can't beat anyone good