Carry In Your Adult Son

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A parody of a song by Kansas.
A Collaboration by ElliotO in Commack, NY & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 02/23/2018  Released: 02/23/2018  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Chatter's balance sheet, it makes Tony nervous
Don't you know that they're for profit, full service?
The Valentine's deal was successful
So again, we'll try

Torie wants to bring her kid and her hubby
Talks of sneaking Colin into the Cubbies
And then Michael made an offer
He and Tony say

Carry in your adult son
Get a kid's meal, but just one
Wilbon's chili is the best
And the wine's half off

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  • James in Atlanta
    Brilliant
    2442 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Very nicely done, guys!
    2443 days ago.
  • Rob Newland in Mishawaka, IN
    Great jingle for this song by Journey...I mean REO Speedwagon...what? It's Kansas?? Whatever. Nice singin' by Joe too!
    2446 days ago.