Lyrics

I've avoided it too long.
Never texted, nor twittered, nor face booked in all of my life.
PTI says that's wrong
They want me "on line" or maybe "on fleek" or "on vine"
Sarafina!
Sarafina!
Won't you please twitter for me,
Sarafina!
And YouTube me a few videos and make them viral
Sarafina!
Sarafina!

If I reach out to thee,
Do not snicker or sneer at the hall of fame greats you don't know.
In 6 months or so
No one will know Fabolous but they’ll still love Fats Domino!
Sarafina!
Sarafina!
You'll be the end of my career,
Sarafina!
And I’m sure that you’ve never heard of this song either
Sarafina!
Sarafina!

A parody of Man of La Mancha, “Dulcinea"