Have Patience! (based on Herbie the Snail from the Music Machine).

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A parody of a song by Stan Longhofer.
Recorded by stan.longhofer in Wichita
Recorded: 02/03/2016  Released: 02/03/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

There was a guy named Tony. He was a simple man.
He liked to eat at places with food he understands.
But Sheehan took him to a place that makes the foodies swoon!
So Keven took Mr. Tony’s hand and sang this little tune.

Have patience. Have patience.
Don’t be in such a hurry.
When you get impatient,
you only start to worry.
Remember, remember that Nigel’s patient, too.
And think about tomorrow night when you’ll drink with Gretchen Wu!

Seth drove them to the restaurant, Flour + Water don’t you know.
They arrived before it opened. Tony looked like he would blow.
How could they make the old man wait 5 minutes in the cold?
So Kevin squeaked his little tune from Tony’s stranglehold.

Have patience. Have patience.
Don’t be in such a hurry.
When you get impatient,
you only start to worry.
Remember, remember that Nigel’s patient, too.
And think about tomorrow night when you’ll drink with Gretchen Wu!

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    why does one have to "understand" their food if it tastes good? he has to be expressing a dissatisfaction that he can't quite put his finger on because that makes no sense.
    3438 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    The early bird special in SF must start later than Florida. Funny. Can't wait for the TK-Wu meeting
    3439 days ago.
  • stan.longhofer in Wichita
    Tony isn't patient? How surprising.
    3440 days ago.