Chaputzvah! (Maria)
Lyrics
A word I can use to gain naches from Jews......
Chaputzvah... chaputzvah, chaputzvah, chaputzvah!
With a wonderful shtick like this I could never lose....
Chaputzvah... chaputzvah, chaputzvah, chaputzvah!
Chaputzvah, chaputzvah.......chaputzvah!
A great Yiddish word called “chaputzvah”..
And once the word is said,
A wave of Jewish cred, for me.....
Chaputzvah!
I’ll top off my speech with “chaputzvah”!
I’ll then be such a macher
Address the goyim later, you’ll see!
Chaputzvah....
Say it loud, many votes it’ll win ya...
Say it soft, like a Jew from Virginia...
Chaputzvah,
I’ll never stop saying Chaputzvah!
(I'll admit "chutzpah" may have been a more geherik word)
Chaputzvah.........