Lyrics

Special guest vocalist: some guy named Negrelli

So tell me what your neighbors do.
We'll follow up with Shad’s haiku.
It’s Tony's Mailbag! Yeah, it’s the Mailbag

Are you betting with James or Jaws?
That Reginald is a lost cause.
It’s Tony’s Mailbag! Yeah, it’s the Mailbag

Someone broke the law? Talk to Abbe.
You need some windows? Then call Harley.
Going to the game? Ride with Torie.
If you email in, write “Sticker me!”

Mailbag!

It’s Tony’s Mailbag! Yeah, it’s the Mailbag

Don’t drive the Bay Bridge in the fog. (Aahh Mr. Tony)
The Capitals are choking dogs. (Aahh SG3)
It’s Tony’s Mailbag! Yeah, it’s the Mailbag

Where are we now with RG’s knees? (Mailbag!)
Jesus, am I speaking Chinese? (Mailbag!)
It’s Tony’s Mailbag! Yeah, it’s the Mailbag

Remember that Wilbon's not surprised.
Mailbag!

A parody of The Beatles, "Taxman"