Lyrics

That sidekick with a fake accent
All his reports quite incorrect
TK’s illegal immigrant
His deportation must be imminent

He is botching up the broadcast
Oooh, not much outta you
Botching up the broadcast
So we’re screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed
The sponsors know he’ll squeeze in every ad
And the rest of the show is almost always as bad

After Elvis Costello's "Watching the Detectives"