Bohemian Crapsody
Lyrics
Go Epic, or Go Home.
Featuring Frederica Mercury!
Is this a live show
Or are we still delayed?
Caught in a time warp
All these scores come from yesterday
980 stinks
But maybe they’ll free Tony
I’m just an only child, I want it right away
I’ve got the easy pass, helps me go
Down the street - not in snow
Selling lots of windows only thing that matters to me
To me
Wilbon, just crushed a guy
Said the Orchid had to fade
Now he loses half his games
Wilbon, think of all we’ve done
From Chathouses to penguin dance routines.
Wilbon, oooh
If I start at PTI
I might find my way home before tomorrow
What’s your deal? What’s your deal? Just lots of silly banter
So late, it’s 8 o’clock
The movie’s half-way done
Doesn’t matter gotta run
Goodbye, everybody, it’s time for bed
Gotta wake up at a quarter after two
Wilbon, oooh (selling lots of windows)
I’m afraid to die
That’s why I hardly ever leave solid ground
I see a little guy in 36 inch pants
John Junior, John Junior what’s your latest best-seller?
Uranus and parking
Always get a laugh for me.
(Narisetti) Narisetti
(Narisetti) Narisetti
Narisetti - Bird of Prey
Oh Jeff Bezoooooos
I’m just an only child, somebody pay me
He’s just an only child born on Long Island
Rants from his life are his specialty!
Easy pass, helps me go, get me to the show!
Go Cliffy go! Just get me to the show! (to the show)
Go Cliffy! Just get me to the show! (to the show)
Go Cliffy! Just get me to the show! (to the show)
Get me to the show! (to the show)
Get me to the show! (to the show)
Show, show, show, show, show, show
Oh Kevin Sheehan, Kevin Sheehan (Kevin Sheehan’s got to go!)
Oh, Nigel Sterne has a stack of emails there to read, to read, to read!!!
So you think you can sell me a sweater full price?
So you think I won’t mention your name cause I’m nice?
Oh, baby, don’t know me too well baby
Not such a nice job, not such a nice job outta you.
(Ooooooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)
All that really matters
Crush your enemies
All that really matters
Just bring me a sandwich for free
Selling lots of windows.
After Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"