Bohemian Crapsody

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A parody of a song by Queen.
A Collaboration by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC & Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 08/28/2014  Released: 09/04/2014  First aired: 09/17/2014

Lyrics

Go Epic, or Go Home.
Featuring Frederica Mercury!

Is this a live show
Or are we still delayed?
Caught in a time warp
All these scores come from yesterday

980 stinks
But maybe they’ll free Tony

I’m just an only child, I want it right away
I’ve got the easy pass, helps me go
Down the street - not in snow

Selling lots of windows only thing that matters to me
To me

Wilbon, just crushed a guy
Said the Orchid had to fade
Now he loses half his games

Wilbon, think of all we’ve done
From Chathouses to penguin dance routines.

Wilbon, oooh
If I start at PTI
I might find my way home before tomorrow
What’s your deal? What’s your deal? Just lots of silly banter

So late, it’s 8 o’clock
The movie’s half-way done
Doesn’t matter gotta run
Goodbye, everybody, it’s time for bed
Gotta wake up at a quarter after two

Wilbon, oooh (selling lots of windows)
I’m afraid to die
That’s why I hardly ever leave solid ground

I see a little guy in 36 inch pants
John Junior, John Junior what’s your latest best-seller?
Uranus and parking
Always get a laugh for me.

(Narisetti) Narisetti
(Narisetti) Narisetti
Narisetti - Bird of Prey
Oh Jeff Bezoooooos

I’m just an only child, somebody pay me
He’s just an only child born on Long Island
Rants from his life are his specialty!

Easy pass, helps me go, get me to the show!
Go Cliffy go! Just get me to the show! (to the show)
Go Cliffy! Just get me to the show! (to the show)
Go Cliffy! Just get me to the show! (to the show)
Get me to the show! (to the show)
Get me to the show! (to the show)
Show, show, show, show, show, show

Oh Kevin Sheehan, Kevin Sheehan (Kevin Sheehan’s got to go!)
Oh, Nigel Sterne has a stack of emails there to read, to read, to read!!!

So you think you can sell me a sweater full price?
So you think I won’t mention your name cause I’m nice?
Oh, baby, don’t know me too well baby
Not such a nice job, not such a nice job outta you.

(Ooooooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

All that really matters
Crush your enemies
All that really matters
Just bring me a sandwich for free

Selling lots of windows.

After Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"

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  • Matt
    This is bloody brilliant.
    3696 days ago.
  • Chris in Dover, DE
    This is a masterpiece. Simply brilliant.
    3700 days ago.
  • Curt Murphey in Erie PA
    Absolutely brilliant! Well done.
    3701 days ago.
  • Jolene
    So great!!! Such pipes!
    3701 days ago.
  • Glenn in Richmond
    THE BEST, EVER!
    3701 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Splendid on-air snippet!!! Congrats!!
    3701 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    We made it?! I'm astonished . . .Kj, you're THE best!!
    3702 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Looks like Nigel has powers of concentration and memory we never give him credit for! Congratulations!
    3702 days ago.
  • Tom in Kissimmee FL
    O my God. One of the best
    3714 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Thanks, guys! Thanks for asking me to join you, Brad! -Frederica
    3714 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    Holy &!%* you two! Awesome
    3715 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    BRAVO!! ALL HAIL!!
    3715 days ago.

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