Lyrics

Why don’t you just shut up (just shut up) customers maybe
On the internet (internet) you get it all wrong
And then worst of all (worst of all) you order on Wednesday
And expect to pay (spect to pay) like it’s still Tuesday
Who are you (who are you?!) when you write on a website
You know you don’t sound very smart
So just shut up (just shut up) customers, and don’t get me started

It’s on my google machine at least that’s what they tell me
I don’t know, I never use the thing (blah blah blah)
You wanna bucketa beer, we got a pretty good deal
So try that, I bet you like to drink

Anyone can criticize (Hey, hey, hey)
But still we try, a full service rest’rant
Order up, we’ll make you anything – not Chinese Food!

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