Lyrics

I doubt many people even know the original song here (especially Mr. Tony et al.). I’m not proud of it, but this is the song that popped into my head when Mr. Tony mentioned the pickle problem. So...sorry!

Sent my wife to Safeway
for a jar of Kosher Dills.
But when I saw what she brought home,
That's when it all went downhill.

Yes, I admit I've got a pickle problem!
She bought those nasty butter spears
Can I return them now?
Had them about ¼ year.
Yes, I admit I've got a pickle problem!
Got no receipt, why even try?
So I finally opened them.
And now I'm out $ 2.59!

*A parody of “Thinkin’ Problem” by David Ball.