Lyrics

He keeps his Johnny Walker
In his liquor cabinet
“Let them report’, he says,
“I’ll go write a columnette”
He’s so old you see
Went to school with Kennedy
You can’t make an invitation
That he won’t decline

Eating crackers at the sink
Radio show really stinks
Cantankerous and not nice

Well he’s Mister Tony
Fat, Bald and Orange guy
Stay up late, he won’t even try
Guarranteed in bed by nine
All the time

Reccomends the Chicken Parm
Doesn’t have a lot of charm
Hates to fly

A parody of “Killer Queen” by Freddie Mercury