Lyrics

Well it’s kinda tough
To be a media star, that’s right
To podcast and blog and maybe comment too
On the news of the day
Without being mean

Done with newspapers
I’m a big TV star, that’s right
I’m on CNN and the OPN
And NewsChannel Eight

So listen momentarily
Without a prompt
I’ll tell you just what to think
My opinion will stink

You know that sound
You can’t unhear
That servile bleating in your ear
Come on man
What the hell are we doin’

A parody of “There’s a Kind of Hush” by Les Reed and Geoff Stephens as performed by Herman’s Hermits