Lyrics

They figured they’d be on ‘bout a month
And get paid for the whole year
He never thought he’d pay for home repair
Just signing PTI gear
The Oracle said just be yourself
We'll hold off cancellation
But when he started giving fashion tips
They sent him on vacation
One, Two, Three Sports Emmys
Wilbon says if we get two more wins
It won’t surprise him

A parody of “Three Marlenas” by Jakob Dylan as performed by The Wallflowers