Lyrics

Just one more collaboration with BillB from Columbus, OH - we're squeezing it in just before the summer showpocalypse....

Roll Over Kornheiser

I’m gonna write a little email
Gonna mail it that old guy TK
I got a rockin’ mailbag jingle
I want my mate Nigel to play
Roll Over Kornheiser, you mail it in every day

You know the temperature’s risin’
We’ve heard about the last outta you
You’ll still post for PTI
But the radio you’re gonna eschew
Roll Over Kornheiser and tell Mike Wilbon the news

She makes you wait on line long term
She's got a can the size of a moose
Shop the refugee Safeway
Gotta get me some grapefruit juice
Roll Over Kornheiser, who are you to talk about a caboose?

Well if you’re feelin’ like it
Go play some bocce
If you’re feeling like it
Go to Rehobeth
Wanna move on up just
Fly out to Pebble
Gonna see that sunset
By the fire pit
Roll Over Kornheiser, go eighteen with Obama, too.

A parody of "Roll Over Beethoven" by Chuck Berry