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This one is very, very . . . specific.


They found a massive python that was buried underneath a tree
But once that gal gave birth she sadly met with a catastrophe
And though that snake in Panang is the longest of which we’ve heard tell
There’s a serpent in Missouri that is kept inside The Edge of Hell

This reptile’s name is Medusa you can watch online as she chows down
You'll see her gullet is crammed with a deer that’s weighing 40 pounds
Where do the wranglers work that keep Medusa fed so well?
At a haunted house in the heartland that’s just inside The Edge of Hell

550 pounds of python would make any veterinarian shout
Though Kevin Sheehan reports “we’ll have to see how this one measures out”
There’s no appearance fee that could make Kornheiser sit a spell
With a snake in Kansas City living just inside The Edge of Hell

Parody o' the great Chuck Berry