Fugue for Little Tinhorns (Brad, Kj, John F. on this one!)

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A parody of a song by Frank Loesser.
A Collaboration by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC, Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota & John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 01/06/2015  Released: 01/10/2015  First aired: 01/13/2015

Lyrics

A little hard to capture the fugue qualiy of these lyrics, but try to follow along. . .

Brad:
We got a guest for you
Once wrote a column, too
Although he wasn’t fired by old Raju
Wilbon
Wilbon
The next guest is Mike Wilbon
If we say it’s Mike Wilbon
Wilbon
Wilbon

KJ:
Let’s hear from Hornaday
She’s got nice things to say
Let’s hope that her reviews aren’t on a Wednesday

Brad:
Wilbon
Wilbon
The next guest is Mike Wilbon
If we say it’s Mike Wilbon
Wilbon
Wilbon

KJ:
Four Stars
Four Stars
Can each movie get Four Stars?
If she says that it’s Four Stars
Four Stars
Four Stars

John:
How ‘bout some picks with James
He’s got some winning games
Did he just take Fredonia over Southern Maine?

Brad:
We’d like to hear from Mike
I’m sure he’s not surprised
Of course he’s also yackin’ on PTI

John:
Parlay,
Parlay,
Carville’s calling a parlay.
If he’s got the points to lay,
Parlay,
Parlay,

Kj:
Her phone is almost dead
But I’ll watch what she’s said
As long as it’s not showing at the West End.

Brad:
Nice shoes
nice shoes
This guys got some real nice shoes
If you think that you’ve got shoes
Nice shoes
nice shoes

John:
It’s Carville on the phone
But you know how that goes
I guess we’ll have to wait until next week’s show

Kj:
First rate
First rate
Ann just told us its first rate
If she says that it’s first rate
First rate
First rate

Brad:
It’s Wilbon doncha know
He’s often on the show
Is he in Arizona or Chicago?

John:
Can’t Lose
Can’t lose
He thinks that these picks can’t lose,
If he thinks that these picks can’t lose,
Can’t Lose
Can’t lose

Kj:
Let’s hear from Hornaday
She’s got nice things to say
Let’s hope that her reviews aren’t on a Wednesday

Brad:
Wilbon
Wilbon
The next guest is Mike Wilbon
If we say it’s Mike Wilbon
Wilbon
Wilbon

Kj:
Four Stars
Four Stars
Can each movie get Four Stars?

John:
How ‘bout some picks with James
He’s got some winning games
Did he just take Fredonia over Southern Maine?

John: Carville’s picks!
KJ: Hornaday!
Brad: Wilbon too!

We got a guest for you!!




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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Thanks so much for the invite, Brad! Always a ton of fun!
    3582 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    So well done lady and gents, Brad you really are the Maestro.
    3584 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick
    All hail Brad Weiss and his mastery of the jingle form. It's why you lifted all those....textbooks, right Prof? Thanks for inviting me along.
    3584 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    If you possibly wondered why I haven't done a jingle in months, it's because I'll NEVER come close to writing ANYTHING this good. Loved it, guys. Wow.
    3584 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    That was SOOOOOO GREAT!!! I am so sorry I somehow got named in this tune that I knew nothing about, instead of its MASTERMIND. Brad, I recognized it was you RIGHT AWAY. Great job by all three of you!!!
    3584 days ago.