I'll Drive Everywhere

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A parody of a song by Johnny Cash.
Recorded by Ben V in Frederick, MD
Recorded: 05/13/2014  Released: 05/13/2014  First aired: 05/28/2014

Lyrics

i'll drive everywhere man
i'll drive everywhere man
won't go in the air man
won't take a boat there man
in a car from jim coleman
i'll drive everywhere

i'll drive from my house to rockville
to pti to my house
to rockville to pti to my house
to rockville to pti
stop in at the safeway
gonna get some grapefruit juice
then to Torie's goin to her party
naw i'm only kidding i wasn't invited sons a bitches

i'll drive everywhere man
i'll drive everywhere man
wind blowin in my hair man
all 25 strands man
in a car from jim coleman
i'll drive everywhere

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    This is still one of my GO TO jingles when I need an instant laugh.....Like just now!
    3597 days ago.
  • Dannner in Takamatsu, Japan
    The bigs' reaction to this was fantastic!
    3767 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Yes! Awesome. Congrats!
    3768 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    If that's the only name you got, Ben, I guess I'd go with it.
    3768 days ago.
  • Bobby in Washington, DC
    This had me laughing so hard. Great job!
    3768 days ago.
  • Ben Vivari in Frederick, MD
    better? :)
    3768 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Affirmation, at last! But send him your name!!
    3769 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    You, sir, get it. Fabulous.
    3779 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Tops!
    3783 days ago.
  • pwatc in Alexandria, MN
    This is so great. Love it.
    3783 days ago.
  • BV in Frederick, MD
    thx all! high praise coming from you all
    3783 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    3783 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Oh, my! Such jam-packed GENIUS!
    3783 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Brilliant! I agree with Jerry but also "All 25 strands" is so good.
    3783 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    The infinite loop of "my house to rockville to pti" is ingenious!
    3784 days ago.

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