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Don’t call me a scumbag
I just hate ISIS
And Apple won’t help us with this terrorism crisis
I just want to open this dead guy’s phone
Listen to the orange man groan!

From Chadbourne Litigation
Hear the Zevon on your radio station?
Smartest Man in Washington on the line
Tony your opinion is asinine
You must go through..proper channels
Even when you’re facing terrorist vandals
The law ain’t something you can just ad lib
Tony, are you gonna make me be glib?

Abbe just knocked you out
The lawyer just knocked you out
Abbe Lowell knocked you out
The lawyer just knocked you out

It’s important that we pay attention, understand my apprehension
This is just like going into somebody’s house
And asking them to open up their safe, you LOUSE

Don’t you understand that’s not cooperating
Your opinion is so frustrating
I can tell you didn’t take Computer Science
No wonder that’s your opinion on noncompliance
Your view on this..is straight wacky
I’ve represented George Pataki
I don’t have time to discuss this, I’m done
Recognize the Smartest Man in Washington

Apple’s resistance..is just
So you really shouldn’t be so nonplussed

We must pay attention to individual rules
That balance government power against the individual, FOOL