Lyrics

Superfly

[Opens with sound bite about button-fly jeans]

Dawn’s first light
The Acela takes flight
Van ride’s goin’ long
Attitude goin' on
In wardrobe for an hour
Costume screams flower power
The duds they have picked for him are just wrong

Oooh, Button-fly
These jeans make clear just how much time passed by
If they won’t close, you’ll make those ‘round you shy
They’re ain’t no desk here like on PTI
Ah-ha-ha

Hard to understand
How this bald orange man
Had one line to transact
"What a shot!" He can’t act
But in speaking to Tone
Keri Russell was wrong
His mouth just ran on
Then she left the old man alone

Oooh, Super spies
It’s not long ‘fore they’re sorry they said “Hi”
Keri and Matthew won’t look you in the eye
They’re nowhere around to say goodbye
Ah-ha-ha

A parody of “Superfly” by the incomparable Curtis Mayfield