You Don't Bring Me Flowers

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A parody of a song by Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand.
A Collaboration by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC & Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 03/28/2014  Released: 04/03/2014  First aired: 04/08/2014

Lyrics

Written by Brad Weiss, as sung by Babs Ohnstad and Mervis Diamond

There's no bacon sandwich
You won't buy a painting

Don't show me up each day on the show
When we get to the songs
On Old Guy Radio

I remember when

You wore that coat in Norway
Wrote a funny ballad
Now there's no drunken bandwagon rides

I'm gonna name that tune
And you can eat it when I'm right!

Well I don't have a chance
When you're hogging the mic

You don't call me Nancy anymore . . .

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  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    You two make me happy, but I guess you already knew that.
    3684 days ago.
  • David Stang
    VERY, VERY funny. Thanks, Brad!
    3686 days ago.
  • John Lammers in Erie, PA
    I just can't stop laughing when I see "Join the Conversation".
    3686 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Well, I want to take a moment to apologize for this tune. I'm listing it here as "aired", but, in fact, the tune that aired during the little jinglfest on 4/8 was the DEMO that I recorded for Kj to sing - and then foolishly sent to Nigel before I sent him (almost immediately) this corrected, final cut. I am a dope, and my apologies, again, to Kjerstin for her wonderful contribution here, and for having her thunder stolen on air. This is one time when the comments and podcast on tkjingles have meant much more to me than the airing of my crappy version of this one. Thanks for reading!
    3686 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    I know! This one has been stuck in my head forever and I can't get it out!
    3688 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Allow me to point out that between writing thee lyrics, and actually hearing this voice emanating from my own head, I feel your pain.
    3688 days ago.
  • Grizliez in Waunakee, WI
    Been running through my head since hearing it on the Firehose. Great work, but please get out of my head.
    3688 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    So well done, Another example of a song I despise being vastly improved with some TK lyrics and some great vocals.
    3690 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Couldn't do it without you! Well, maybe I could, but I wouldn't want to!
    3690 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Another fun concept and lyrics and vocal by Mervis! Thanks for including me!
    3690 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Outstanding work and great performances!!!
    3691 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    This one has a little of everything - very nice!
    3692 days ago.

Playlists

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