Where's My Pile of Cash?

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A parody of a song by Billy Joel.
A Collaboration by Jerry in Annandale, VA & Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 07/19/2017  Released: 07/21/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Thank you to Johnathan Neiswinger for this heartstring-tugging backing track. So beautiful!!

Where's my pile of cash?
Wasn't this supposed to be a money grab?
I still remember when
I hatched a secret plan to be a millionaire
writing parodies

Even though, I had absolutely no idea at all,
how writing silly songs could ever turn a buck
Still I went with it
intent on horning in on Tony’s audience

Where's my pile of cash?
After all, I spent four whole years on this thing
Now folks are asking, what would Maury think?
I had planned to get rich off these songs
where'd I go wrong?

I still don't understand
how my name isn’t on the Walk of Fame
I know that I did my best
exploiting Tony’s name
for my financial gain

And now that they’ve closed the case
And now that I’ve learned my place
a song and dance
with empty hands

Where's my pile of cash?

A parody of Billy Joel, "Where's the Orchestra?"

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Song still inspires me. Still. Fantastic work boys.
    104 days ago.
  • Al_Pool in Saginaw, MI
    Great song. Keep it up Jerry, we really do appreciate all you do.
    2614 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Listening again. I hope you never lose this inspiration.
    2615 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Thanks, Joe! And another big thanks to John Neiswinger for the amazing backing track that makes this one sound so darned great!
    2649 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I am sitting here again today, working on a Saturday, and just absolutely loving this jingle again. This is a masterpiece!! I cannot say it enough. It inspires me to try and write better jingles. And that piano, man. Just beautiful all the way around!!!
    2651 days ago.
  • Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
    Now that ... is some first rate piano playing - truly beautiful
    2659 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    This hit me like a ton of bricks this morning. So, so fabulous.
    2659 days ago.