Lyrics

It’s a popular device
But you really should think twice
About the vendor
Of the cell phone that you’ve got
Cause that really says a lot
About your gender

If you’re a lady
Oh, whoa, whoa, if you’re a lady
iPhones are fine If you’re a lady
But the Samsung is mine.

Well, I like my Android very much,
But Apple? You can keep it
The one I use is masculine
The others - I don’t need them
These pronouncements all make sense
Though they seem incoherent
Cuz, I get paid for talking
And I have a lot to say hey hey hey!!

After the first Welshman not to have a #1 hit in the US