Lyrics

Couldn't resist this one, although it may be considered sacrilegious.....

I was just shopping at the Safeway when some woman jumped in front of me
I thought I'd make it out in no time all i wanted was some beef gravy
But her can filled up my eyes
Like a moose in shape and size and I thought
Please hurry, lady
Oh no, she's got coupons
Please put down that candy.....

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "DON'T WORRY BABY"/THE BEACH BOYS