Please Hurry, Lady (BEACH BOYS)

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A parody of a song by Beach Boys.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 02/19/2014  Released: 02/20/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Couldn't resist this one, although it may be considered sacrilegious.....

I was just shopping at the Safeway when some woman jumped in front of me
I thought I'd make it out in no time all i wanted was some beef gravy
But her can filled up my eyes
Like a moose in shape and size and I thought
Please hurry, lady
Oh no, she's got coupons
Please put down that candy.....

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "DON'T WORRY BABY"/THE BEACH BOYS

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  • freest8r in Virginia Beach, VA
    Yeah, probably won't get aired, but it made me laugh, so consider it a success. -Bryan
    3910 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Love it, Joe.
    3911 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    I have to admit I found the Refugee Safeway story particularly tasteless and mean spirited. All made worthwhile by this jingle. Oh no, she's got coupons!
    3911 days ago.