Lyrics

Mail's in the bag
Mr. Tony will read
A Haiku from Shad
it's the usual lead....
He doesn't read mine, so I just sing the blues every time

He's orange and he's bald
he's richer than most
He can't grill a steak
so he makes it like toast
My mail has been skipped
Now all I have is this song.....

First you send your emails
maybe some notes and faxes
Suddenly you're cursing Nigel
for skipping yours again.....
Then I'll check my outbox, did I really send one?
Yes you did you stupid fool!
That British bloke, he's such a tool....
It's just another mailbag song.....

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Dedicated to all of those who try and try to get their mail read.
I get it. Now I just sing.
Parody of NEIL DIAMOND'S "LOVE ON THE ROCKS"