Lyrics

I'll see you later, Tony
I'm goin' to Arizona
Leave these knuckleheads behind
Hangin' at a party with my boy Charles Barkley
Listen to some Elton John

I don't miss my hair
But God, please help the Bears
Get Jay Cutler out of town

Love some Marvin Gaye
Wrigley, Opening Day
Analytics are for clowns

The best thing about being Wilbon
Is the intelligence to never be surprised, yeah

Oh, oh-oh oh oh
I'm lovin' Northwestern
Really well-dressed, son,
Nice suits, sweet shoes
Oh, oh oh oh
Gotta look good, give PTI some style

Oh-oh oh oh
You see me at halftime
A boy from the South Side
Shiny bald head, talk NBA
Oh, oh oh oh
Something I need, well, I'll just call Khalilah
Man! I feel like Wilbon!