Lyrics

Man does a live read, it says,
"Say why you love your razor."
Hey now, I like my razor,
But "love's" a little too far
Do you have a job opportunity?
Need tickets to a sporting event, son?
You need life insurance before you go to the graveyard
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Get some neat stuff comin' to your door
Fresh ingredients, ingredients
Gonna cook us something nice to eat
And made to measure suits aren't just for rich guys anymore

If you need new underwear
I've got a discount for you, pal
Their stuff is made of mode-ull
Michael, is it mode-ull
Or is it called Mode-Al?
Called Mode-Al...