Phil's Mom Picks Markwette

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A parody of a song by Bachman Turner Overdrive.
Recorded by happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 03/11/2016  Released: 03/17/2016  First aired: 03/16/2016

Lyrics

Happy Madness every one.

I met a savvy woman
I roll with what she say,
She’s not too sure who’s playing
Even when she reads their name.
I think that any mom could pick games maybe
But only one mom is the best
She calls in every March and calmly tells Tony…

"I think I’ll pick Markwette”
Ph-ph-phil’s mom, is gonna pick M-markwette
You know she’s gonna take Olay Miss, baby
B-b-baby, and she has to pick Markwette

Nobody picks ‘em better
You know that that’s for sure
Remember who picked Mason
Straight to the Final Four
I said, I believe she had that one right there
And we had better not forget,
Yes, we better not forget
Cause when we hear her adorable voice come on the air each year

You know she’ll pick Markwette
Ph-ph-phil’s mom, is gonna pick M-markwette
Phil’s mom, Phil’s mom, Phil’s mom, is gonna go with Baylore baby
You know, you know, you know, she’s gonna pick Markwette

Oh yeah, she’s gonna pick Markwette
Ph-ph-phil’s mom, is gonna pick M-m-markwette
Don’t care, don’t care, don’t care that they aren’t in the field, baby!
I hope she still will pick Markwette
Highlight of the year!

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    This was so great on the show, and so was her reaction.
    3103 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Just wonderful!!!
    3109 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    This is great. Fabulous job.
    3109 days ago.
  • happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD
    Wait...there's no Friday show? (intentionally snarky)
    3109 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Uh, oh. Now I think I'm just being mean spirited and snarky. Not the first time.
    3109 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    To which she replied, "At first, I didn't know what that was." God love her.
    3109 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    was john not joking? i assumed he was joking. have to admit i did not get the likely non-joke, but a lot of things go over my head.
    3109 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Good taste John - because it DID air. Walk up tune for Phil's Mom herself!
    3109 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    So good!
    3109 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    So funny. I just wish there was a Friday show so this could air! Fingers crossed for you for Monday.
    3109 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Fabulous!
    3109 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Just wonderful!!
    3109 days ago.
  • Rick E in the PHX!!
    Only thing missing from those lyrics was Creetin, otherwise absolutely brilliant as R.B. just said.
    3109 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    brilliant!
    3109 days ago.