Lyrics

Recorded before the holidays to pay homage to the beauty of bowlroom dining.

There’s a place to bring a date, with a shiny floor
You’ll never get to second base, but you know you’ll score
You can’t eat nothing that ain’t covered in cheese
Holes in both sides of the ball accommodate lefties

You got your cardboard pizza and your salty fries
Get some bonus calories with the larger size
They’ll give you more Carnivore in a paper cup
Then when you roll an 80, well, you’ve had enough

You don’t even have to bring no dough
Cause the whole shebang is on Rydholm
Could do the same thing for the radio…
But Mr. Tony says no-go!

There he goes
Look at those new windows
He sure is hip ain’t he…
Should he be bowling if he can’t shovel snow?
He's too much
Ride, Caddy, ride
Bowl, Satchmo, bowl