Lyrics

In his mind he’s thinking bout Bone China
While Kevin’s talking blizzards
And Gary brings up the Wizards
Tony’s mind is occupied, no time for Burmese snakes or lizards,
Yes, ol’ Tony’s got Bone China on his mind

Jeannie she’s the one who knows
Precisely what’s in those cups and bowels
A mixture of clay and bone ash.
Now Tony is afraid to know, how did those cups get so white?
Tony’s got Bone China on his mind

Now thoughts are racking Tony’s mind,
Are they birds or cow or human bones,
Who eats off bones to fine dine?
Probably one-percenters, oh no I’m one, ain’t I?
Tony’s got that Bone China on his mind

In his mind he’s thinking bout Bone China,
Can’t control his wayward brain,
Asking if cows stay in the rain?
If a raccoon’s in the dishwasher, do they feel any pain?
Yes ol Tony’s got Bone China on his mind

In his mind he’s thinking bout Bone China
Who wants demitasses?
To leave behind when he passes?
Best make sure his will is clear,
Or his bones might become glasses.
Oh ‘ol Tony’s got Bone China on his mind.