Confused (Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes)

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A parody of a song by Paul Simon.
Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 10/13/2014 Released: 10/14/2014 First aired: 07/01/2015

Lyrics

A Paul Simon attempt to either resolve or add to the confusion related to some recent show conversations.

People say he's crazy
But I think I think they are just confused
He's got porn stars picking games and
and monkeys wearing suits
Oh I can't see why they're confused

They tune in for baseball
but get grocery lists
And stories about Kim Jong Un
People that he hates get put
On the pontoon
Oh now I see why they're confused

And Tony’s says Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
And nobody knows what the hell he is talking about
No nobody knows what the hell you're talking about
Now I see why they're confused...

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judofuse in Atlanta
I'm so glad you decided to send this one in. It's great.
3237 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
I never sent it in to Nigel until this week because it did not really fit with anything going on on the show in the fall. Since the season was ending I just decided to send in a few that had only ever been on the TK jingles website.
3237 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
How in the heck did this make the show today after sitting in the rubbish bin for 260 days? Awesome!!
3237 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Lo, these many moons later, and Kim Jung Un is even a bigger nut job than we ever thought possible.
3237 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
Well, sure, he was confusing back in October! But in July the whole show is perfectly coherent.
3237 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
TWTOWIRBM says the same thing when I ask that question too, Patrick! Well done.
3493 days ago.
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
It's such a great album, this came from a conversation with my wife in which I asked if I could turn on the show during a car ride and her response was "I just never know what the hell they're talking about"
3496 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Well done, Patrick. I love pretty much everything from this album & this is parody is great!
3497 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Kim Jong Un was sighted yesterday, which I'm sure is a relief to no one. No mention of where he was or what he was up to. But still, somebody over there must have said, "Carry on, wayard Un."
3498 days ago.

Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

Playlist	User
All of Patrick Moffett's Jingles	Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
All the TK Jingles of 2014	Jerry in Annandale, VA
Favorites	Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Favorites	Paul G in JONESBOROUGH
favorites 2	aafrank in Fairfax, VA
Jingle Purge 2015	Jerry in Annandale, VA
On the Road	Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Rhymin' Simon	JoeTheITO in Pembroke Pines, FL

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