Lyrics

(Harley. Aaron.)

Verse 1
If you want a holiday, but don’t really want to pay
Well I’ve got a deal for you, though it might not be thought through.
There’s an island cruise for two, though which one I’ve not a clue,
Could be Bali, St. Barts, Oahu, or Haiti.

(Maybe. It’s Haiti.)

Verse 2
If you want to roam the sea, you can do it all for free.
Though it really might be wise, wait ‘til Tony specifies.
Aruba or Alcatraz, doesn’t say it in the ads.
Might end up like Napoleon on St. Helena.

Bridge
Just cuz water surrounds it.
Don’t mean that you’ll enjoy it.
There’s lots of islands in the world.
(Like Riker’s. Got murderers.)