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I've done some jingles about some truly insignificant parts of the show before, but this could be the dumbest jingle I've finished. During old guy radio Nigel was recounting his vacation when for Tony cuts across him to talk about tuna, which kind he likes, and how he makes it. For some reason, THAT'S what tickled my funny bone. This has less of a chance to make air than the Nats have of making the playoffs. Which means it will probably lead off the show...


What's up with Tony and tuna fish?
Is this information for life?
What would we do without his recipe
He slathers the mayo on light

Woo-hoo, he buys cans galore
Woo-hoo, from the grocery store
Woo-hoo, he likes Albacore!

Oo-ee-oo Tony likes tuna in water
Oh-no, he don’t like tuna in oil
Why should we care what he says about it anyway
Why should we care bout that?